“All right H-, tonight’s going to be a bit different.  I’m going to cook you some broccoli, which you’ll eat here, then we’ll go to the restaurant.”

“Old Mcdonald’s?”

“No, I feel like a burrito, so no McDonald’s today.”

“What’s this daddy?”

“What’s what?”

“This?”

“Oh, yes, that came in the mail yesterday.”

“Can you open it, please?”

“Sure, just give me a second to start your broccoli.  Okay, it’s open.  Careful, careful!  You don’t know if it’s breakable.”

“Can you open this card?”

“Sure.  Here’s what it says, ‘What’s sweeter than a blueberry?…a you-berry!  Happy Valentine’s day.  Love, Grandma and Pops.'”

“It’s my Valentine’s Day?”

“Huh?  Oh.  No.  Well…yes.  I mean, that’s adorable.”