5 Reasons Why Sylvester Stallone Might Overtake Tom Cruise As Top Actor and 1 Thing TC Can Do To Ensure That Never Happens

1.  Rocky Balboa (Rocky 6)

2.  Rambo (Rambo 4)

3.  The Expendables

4.  The Expendables 2

5.  The Expendables 3  (This time he’s pulled together Antonio Banderas, Wesley Snipes, Mel Gibson and Harrison Ford.  And those are in addition to Arnold, Statham, Li, and Ivan Drago.  Oh, and Kelsey Grammar, too.)

For any of you who haven’t seen “The Expendables” movies, you’re missing out.  Missing out like I thought I was missing out in the late 80s and 90s.  I hated that I couldn’t go see rated R movies.  It seemed like every good movie was rated R and starred Stallone or Schwarzenegger.  When I finally checked those movies out, man was I disappointed.  Then Sly shocks the world with “Rocky Balboa” and “Rambo”, only to top them a few years later with “The Expendables”.  The movies are over the top in every way imaginable.  It’s a formula that can’t lose.  Lose the ego, bring the heart, and have a little fun while you’re at it.

Tom–don’t worry.  You’re still tops in my book.  The easiest way to ensure you never lose the spot is follow Stallone’s lead and give us what we want.  You know what I’m talking about TC.  That’s right.  It’s time for the sequel.  (Cue the Anthem.)

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3 comments

  1. Sam

    Stinger: They gave you your choice of duty, son. Anything, anywhere. Do you believe that shit? Where do you think you wanna go?
    Maverick: I thought of being an instructor, sir.
    Stinger: Top Gun?
    Maverick: Yes, sir.
    Stinger: God help us.

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    • A Mugwump

      Over the course of today, I think I’ve already come up with a decent plot line for the TG2. We’ll have to chat later. God help us indeed. I don’t think I’d have anything else to live for if they made a sequel. Or I’d sign back up.

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  2. ryson

    Tom cruise is much better as an actor than stallone
    1.top gun
    2.interview with vampire
    3.jerry maguire
    4.mission impossible
    5.mission imp4
    Action, style, energy=cruise but stallone is just muscle boyy

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