I’m telling myself that in the subscription world, of which I have zero training, you guys have to have 3 months security money up front in order to operate. I’m telling myself that because I cannot understand any of what you just told me on the phone when I called to cancel on the day the pull actually happened, prior to the three months delivery. I cannot “get there from here” over how I cannot stop payment on the day it comes out, nor get a refund, pro-rated at that, when I cancel.

None of it makes any sense to me. Normally I take something back, unused, and get my money back.

But on the whole, all of this nonsense is still easier to deal with than the Faith and Values section of yesterday’s Sunday paper having as its article a piece on some West African sh!t-hole country’s Voodoo resurgence. WTF, over?

I only ever read the funny papers. But this is ludicrous. Also, for interested readers, I just learned there is a website called “gocomics” which is far more affordable and user friendly. So in 90 days, I’ll be winning again.