Sex Is Bad
It is. I know it is bad. I know it is bad because I have felt a woman willingly place her hand in mine. I know because I have enjoyed the exponentially arousing feeling of her fingers brushing down the length of my fingers as we interlace them. Because my shoulders have received the full weight of her eyes after she concludes that they can bear her trust. Because I have been allowed to consider each and every subtle quality that define her face and neck. Because my tongue has tasted the deposit and withdrawal of her unfamiliar breath.
I know because I have been caught unaware by the ferocity with which my delight in the delicate dance of our tongues was overcome by an unmistakable wish to devour my prey without obtaining permission or forgiveness.
I know because I have seized her narrow waist and smashed her concealed hips into mine before granting my hands license to hunt for the entry point. Because, ever confident, I have triumphed past that magical barrier which separates exposed from unexposed.
I know because I have lifted her into the air and felt the unrivaled trifecta of her fingertips guiding, her legs surrounding, and her body enveloping as she descends.
Oh yes. I’m convinced. Sex is bad.
****
Happy Valentine’s Day
Hope you found a good woman…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sex may be bad, but bad sex is inexcusable. 😉
LikeLiked by 2 people
Preaching to the choir, buddy 😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
So perfectly written, Pete. I think you will have a lot of envious female readers in the blogosphere! And your woman is lucky!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yup!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Provocative title. And it just gets better. Nice writing!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’ve been there.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh yes! I must be bad too then 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Pete, I like how you started this piece. Maybe this is not new for a trained writer like yourself, but I learn each time I read something you’ve written. This is good writing.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m confused. Didn’t you say your grandmother reads your blog? Wow! Go grandma!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Wonderful words
LikeLiked by 1 person
Very nice !
Bad can be so good when it’s done right 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
wow….just wow.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Pretty steamy Captain Pete—–heard a review of Fifty Shades of Grey this morning—-he liked the movie in the subtle innuendos and toying interplay between the primary characters and then the critic opined that subsequently the movie descended into a hell of debauchery and sadism that made it somewhat nightmarish.
LikeLiked by 1 person
The book is much the same way, unfortunately. It will take quite a bit of one’s IQ away just reading such (horribly inaccurate) drivel.
I’ll take writing like this any day.
LikeLiked by 1 person
What was the name of this book, Pete?!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Very. Very bad!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sex is the good and the bad depending the side you are found.
LikeLiked by 1 person
And by bad, I’m sure you mean good…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sex can make you feel weird things. And think the nonsensical’s truth. Red is blue, white is black, chocolate is a bowl of quinoa and kale, and sociopaths can heal like cats who adopt abandoned baby squirrels.
Sex is a powerful, if not bad drug.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yer doin’ it wrong. 😛
LikeLiked by 1 person