He Likes His Mayonnaise
Before we get to the story, I thought you should know that you can download the Kindle version of Captain’s Log April 2012 – July 2014 for FREE today, Friday, and Saturday (Jan 8, 9, and 10). Enjoy!
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My dad first told me about the amazing sandwiches at Jimmy John’s while I was back home in Kansas City a few years ago. We were on our way to see Josh Groban in concert. Yes. Two adult men, a father son duo, were going to see Josh Groban–himself a man–alone. Nothing odd about that.
We were walking to the new Sprint Center where along the way we planned to grab a bite. And he just kept talking about how much he liked the mayonnaise on these sandwiches. On top of this fact, in classic father style, he shared that he always only ate half and then wrapped up the rest to enjoy a little later. But what struck me was the mayonnaise comment. It struck me because I happen to love the Kansas City favorite Mr. Goodcent’s Subs for the same reason. When I visit, I stop at Goodcent’s at least once just for their 16 inch Italian on white, cheddar cheese please, and I insist on extra mayonnaise. I love their mayonnaise.
So now I am discovering that besides the two of us sharing a love for the ever-chivalristic stylings of Josh Groban, we also love mayonnaise. Nice.
But he’s my dad. So I should’ve known there would be a catch to his passion. Opening the door to the restaurant for the first time, I immediately noticed that they have Costco size containers of their choice condiments on proud display behind and above the counter. So what kind of miraculous mayonnaise does Jimmy John’s use to subdue my dad sandwich after sandwich? Hellmann’s. The same mayonnaise my mom has made his sandwiches with for years. I’m pretty sure that, in its own peculiar way, that is love.
Hilarious, not often do I read something that makes me abruptly laugh out loud, this did.
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Thank you, Sam.
Pete
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It Is Love
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The myth, the man, the legend. Nice dad.
Pete
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Ha ha great! I’ll definitely look into the Kindle download!
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Thanks. Please do. Remember, you don’t have to read it. Just download it. 🙂
Pete
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Of course I’ll read it! I enjoy your Log!
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You’re the best. Thank you.
Pete
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I agree that mayonnaise is the nectar of the gods. But you have not really eaten delicious mayonnaise until you have eaten Blue Plate mayonnaise, from New Orleans. I eat it on anything I can think of: tater tots, fish sticks, my fingers. It will make you weep. Give some to your dad for Father’s Day.
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Any special brand? nm. I see. doh!
Pete
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OMG. I just realized you said the brand. So sorry. I promise I read it, I just got stuck on the fact that I had never associated New Orleans with mayonnaise. Hurricanes and Jazz, yes, even the word creole, but not mayonnaise. 🙂
Pete
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Silly! Whatchoo think we dress a po’boy with?
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Is that like pizza? 😉
Pete
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haha – that is cute 🙂
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Thank you.
Pete
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This got four awwwws from me. Lovely story. For my Dad and me, it was mustard, and let me tell you, there are a LOT of mustards out there!
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Oh yes. George is always trying to get me to try a new one. I just can’t say I’ve ever enjoyed mustard in the same way. But I love that our parents are so influential with their condiment preferences.
Pete
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Great story, but what you left out is that I gave up my ticket to Josh so you could go with dad. What a mom, what a mom!
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Hey, wait just a minute. Who’s telling the stories here? Ha.
Pete
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Two thumbs up. One for the sentimentality of the story and two for the simple, but perfect way in which you wrote the story. Kudos my friend. 🙂
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I’ll take perfect. 🙂
Pete
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Regretfully, I do not own a kindle. However, said book will be delivered to me on Tuesday, according to Amazon. My very first purchase with them, thanks for that, now I am one of THOSE people…. I do still love mayo though, so it could be worse. I could be one of those Miracle Whip people. (phlegm in a jar!)
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Wow. Thank you. I can’t deny that every once in a while I pick up a jar of Miracle Whip for something different, but I always regret the affair before it’s even over.
Pete
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Hah people really have a love/hate relationship with mayo! I have had a few people tell me how much they hate mayo and go to lengths to describe what they feel are the disgusting details of it. Glad to here the other viewpoint. Cute post!! I am a pro-mayonnaise person too!
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Thanks Lisa. There’s strength in number I here.
Pete
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I know this is unrelated to your story (with is amazing, by the way), you’ve published your blog anthology? I’d never thought of that….
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Hey Sarah,
That’s right. I knew I had a few books in me and in the Air Force we always practiced everything before we actually did it, so I figured might as well practice with all these words I’ve already written before attempting to really make some money. The experience is free and invaluable. And I have a paperback that I’m particularly fond of… 🙂
Pete
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That’s really interesting. Has it worked out for you? Increased your sales? I’ve been thinking of doing an anthology of the universe with new sorry stories.
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It’s too soon to see anything yet. I’m giving away Simon Pastor all day tomorrow. After that, I’ll have a much better idea of if I believe I can make a go at this writing business. (Not immediately after, but much sooner. 🙂 ) Stay tuned.
Pete
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I definitely will 🙂
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I adore mayonnaise and this story! Very sweet.
Chris
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Thank you. I’m kinda kickin’ myself because my sandwich today was a bit drier than I had hoped. Oh well. 🙂
Pete
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Okay – a funny story about mayonnaise – cool. I confess to loving Hellman’s. I bought it because of that guy on the commercial who cooked chicken for his mom using Hellman’s mayonnaise and ended saying – I’m nothing without my Hellman’s. Previously, I was a dyed-in-the-wool Miracle Whip user as had been my mother and grandmother before her. Having sidetracked with such trivia – I didn’t expect to get so suddenly emotional over a mayonnaise story but your line about that being love did it for me. Thank you.
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Ha. Softie. 😉 If you’re short on Kleenex, avoid “The Daughter Project” posts… Thank you for sharing. I am pretty pleased with the responses this condiment has elicited.
Pete
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I love mayonnaise, too. Go mayonnaise lovers! 🙂 Thanks for visiting my blog. 🙂
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This is just great. Ha. You’re welcome.
Pete
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Hellman’s is like ice cream to me. Not that I’d be caught in a break room with packet after packet, squeezing the white goodness into a soup bowl to eat it bare, with a plastic spoon. No, that’s just wrong. Your anecdote reminds me of children who say they love Miss So-and-So’s car while their parents have the exact same model. The only difference? Miss So-and-So’s car isn’t cluttered with stuffed animals and littered with Cheerios.
I too love Jimmy John’s, and do not apologize for your admiration of Mr. Groban. I am very fond of his appearance in that Jimmy Kimmel skit, “I’m f-cking Ben Affleck” (in response to the original “I’m f-cking Matt Damon,” by Sarah Silverman). Youtube it if you are not familiar.
I know on one of my first dates my ex-boyfriend drove us in his dad’s car. A Josh Groban CD instantly played as he got the car running. He immediately said “I’m so sorry,” grumbling “Father fail,” shortly after
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I’m laughing so hard. I really just wrote this to fulfill my vow for mon-fri posts. I love how it is so familiar to all of us. So funny.
Pete
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Okay, no one, and I mean not one of the other nice and decent contributors here should lower their dignity to watch this, but yes, it is something else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwIyLHsk2h4
Pete
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Years ago I went with some friends to a bowling alley. While there I ordered a hamburger. As I bit into it, I exclaimed how this was the best burger I ever had. Peeling a bun layer I noticed there was mayonnaise instead of ketchup on the burger. I’ve had mayo on my burgers ever since.
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This is awesome. Who knew we loved it so much? Thank you for this anecdote.
Pete
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The Mayo odyssey
India, US or wherever on earth… Adding to it is the pleasure to eat at your father’s favourite snack-out. Always wonderful ! I bet he had more than couple of stories going on with the sandwich. Loved this entry !
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Yes he did/does. Thank you so much.
Pete
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Good stuff! This and Hellmann’s. No joke this would be great for Hellmann’s marketing – gives an in depth view of a lifestyle quickly.
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Ha. Do you have their number?
Pete
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